![]() Hence the joke on Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher that gives you an acorn counter whenever “you cast a spell with a squirrel in its art.”Ĭould Magic have built a formula to make decades of players nutty for more? Of course not. 2, an expanding variety of creatures and enchantments would somehow make squirrels through the ages, but you’d hardly ever find a squirrel you could cast. That one-two punch of late 90s Magic set the squirrel vibe pretty clearly. You could see the Magical Christmasland outcome in your head, even if you never could quite pull it off. Whatever your definition of jank, Liege was it. This card was pure treasure for lovers of the first card to ever mention squirrels, the previous year’s Liege of the Hollows. It was also the first set to print tokens. I’m a proud owner of the very first squirrel permanent in Magic, Ron Spencer’s beautiful Squirrel token from Unglued, Magic’s first silver-bordered set with cards that weren’t legal to use in Constructed formats. ![]() Squirrels are cute but Un-cards make for some really weird Commander games, hence the ban. ![]() Still, if your Commander meta isn’t cool with this it’s hard to blame them. Maybe your Commander tables are different, but I think this has to be the tribe most exceptions are made for, especially if you’re avoiding the infinite combos. I’ve never played with anyone whose Rule 0 conversation didn’t allow someone’s squirrel tribal deck fitted out with Un-cards. In terms of the Un-sets, I’m going to talk about the cards with Commander in mind even though they’re not strictly Commander-legal. Every squirrel-related or squirrel-adjacent card will be discussed here, which means we’re including non-squirrel creatures that make squirrels as well as cards from silver-bordered Un-sets. I should note that this guide to squirrels in Magic is going to include two things that it normally wouldn’t. I mean, you kinda knew that, right? But chipmunks, weasels, ermines, and stoats aren’t official creature types, so take that smarty pants! If it breaks up a monotonous sexual routine – and whether it ends in laughter or mind-blowing orgasms – that’s the main thing.Chitterspitter | Illustration by Jason Felix It also can be a sensory experience not to be able to look your partner in the eye or pre-empt their next move, with both of you having to communicate through touch and talking.įor the most part, though, the helicopter is something new and different. The helicopter can be particularly enjoyable for those who enjoy foot play in the bedroom, as the opposite directions allow you to suck and kiss each other’s toes. This is a difficult position anyway, and the quality of sex is in how it feels, not what you’ve ticked off from the Kama Sutra.Īs ever, start off slow and check in regularly to see how you’re both enjoying it. ![]() Try not to worry too much about what this looks like or get frustrated if it’s not going as planned. This essentially turns it into the ‘windmill’ position, which is a little less taxing. Your limbs should be tangled up at this point, with your arms and legs looking like the propellers of a chopper going in all directions.Īt this point, the receiving partner can either stay in downward dog or lie flat if that’s easier. They should swing their leg over the receiver’s body so they’re straddling them, and insert the penis or dildo. The penetrating partner then gets on all fours too, but with their face pointed in the opposite direction like prepping for a 69. To make this work, the receiving partner should get into the downward dog position, on all fours and with their bum tilted upwards. The helicopter moniker comes from how your bodies appear to look like the blades of the flying vehicle. The giver has the penis or dildo, while the receiver can be penetrated vaginally or anally – whatever works for you. Sometimes referred to as ‘the bumper car’, the helicopter position requires two people – a giver and receiver. If you can manage it, though, it gives deep penetration and a unique viewpoint to take a break from the old missionary (if you want to, of course, it’s a favourite for a reason).
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